by the luck of the draw

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Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*

Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.
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"A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks."

Oscar Wilde (via goodkarma)
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I think this was written for Maddie
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THIS IS BRILLIANT
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Wakes up in the middle of the night
Me:	Please don't be 6am
1;48am
Me:	MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
Shoves face back into pillow

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(via untournesol)
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"All that work your teacher told you to do, that’s for when you’re lost or confused. When you’re not lost or confused, you don’t need worry about that. You just have it. You can just give it."

Actors at Work
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(Source: medicated-misery, via crazyliittlethingcalledlove)

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If you think this is a joke then you’re not in college yet.

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Just started watching Happy Endings. Wish me luck. Already in love with the gay guy.

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First look at the costume sketches for Shakespeare in the Park’s Comedy of Errors!

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Inspirational Quotes

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thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

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It's 1:25 am

I can’t have sex so I’m having carbs instead.

this is why America is fat.

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Dentist:	stabs you in your chest
Dentist:	You're bleeding because you don't floss.