by the luck of the draw

Dentist: stabs you in your chest

Thu, 16 May 2013 02:22:11 -0400

Dentist: *stabs you in your chest*
Dentist: You're bleeding because you don't floss.

"A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks."

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:49:09 -0400

“A pessimist is someone who complains about the noise when opportunity knocks.”

- Oscar Wilde (via goodkarma)

Photo

Tue, 14 May 2013 12:22:57 -0400

I think this was written for Maddie

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:33:26 -0400

I think this was written for Maddie

Photo

Sat, 11 May 2013 01:16:52 -0400

THIS IS BRILLIANT

Thu, 09 May 2013 15:37:38 -0400

THIS IS BRILLIANT

Wakes up in the middle of the night

Sat, 04 May 2013 23:09:39 -0400

*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 03:44:00 -0400

"All that work your teacher told you to do, that’s for when you’re lost or confused. When..."

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 01:34:00 -0400

“All that work your teacher told you to do, that’s for when you’re lost or confused. When you’re not lost or confused, you don’t need worry about that. You just have it. You can just give it.”

- Actors at Work

Photo

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 14:24:25 -0400

Photo

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 08:23:28 -0400

intoxicaitlin: Wow. Come on!!!! #AngelsInAmerica #MUTheatre

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 03:34:45 -0400

intoxicaitlin:

Wow. Come on!!!! #AngelsInAmerica #MUTheatre

pencil drops

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:16:11 -0400

*pencil drops*
me: could this day get any worse

"I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back."

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 13:26:27 -0400

“I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back.”

- Phillips Brooks (via thatkindofwoman)

albert einstein by talkingwords

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:47:14 -0400

albert einstein by talkingwords

merrillkaye: y’all. these are two of my favorite men brb:...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:41:22 -0400

merrillkaye:

y’all. these are two of my favorite men

brb: adding them to my CGI list

Photo

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 15:21:31 -0400

twocupsonesaucer: peoplewhocaneatpeople: The entire...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:54:33 -0400

twocupsonesaucer:

peoplewhocaneatpeople:

The entire education system summed up in a three panel comic strip.

The greatest comic ever written. no if’s and’s or but’s. Bill Waterson was a genius.

Cynically manipulated the system.

Since They changed Philosopher's Stone to Sorcerer's Stone for America, I decided to change the rest since us American's are too dumb to understand the word philosopher:

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 14:51:41 -0400

superpoisonivy:

ehehehelokid:

spudsexuall:

Harry Potter and The Whisper Snake Place

Harry Potter and That Mean Jail Man

Harry Potter and The Hot Cup

Harry Potter and The Bird Club

Harry Potter and The Guy With Only Some Blood

Harry Potter and Death

it all makes sense now

I’m crying.

By Maxime Quoilin

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 02:30:05 -0400

By Maxime Quoilin